It needs some work, friend
The climate control is broke
Garden disarrayed
But it can be yours
A home, if you'll move in soon
It will sell fast, friend
A fixer upper
Needing TLC and paint
Sweat, blood, and some tears
Or maybe it is
Expired, dying, and doomed
This, the clearance sale
Its final hurrah
The last moment of its life
Before our planet
Is dead.