Dio Writes

I blame @NaClKnight@c.im for this. Roughly to the tune of We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto. Written between work meetings, so… don’t judge too harshly.

We don't talk about Masto, no no no We don't talk about Masto

It was my sign up day It was our sign up day

We were getting ready But for instance choice, there was no guide

My choice, no help from a guide

Fedi logged in, called asking for one a sin

You telling this story or am I?

I'm sorry mi fedi user, go on

Private hosted servers, admin in the back When they decide they don't like you it all fades to black Yeah they see your toots and ban you just for hoots

We don't talk about fedi, no no no We don't talk about fedi

They told me that the fedi of my dreams Would be promised and someday me mine They told me that it's users would grow And it would not die like Myspace or Vine

But they also told me that the network of my dreams Would be forever out of reach Hobbled by its lovers It's like they're critiquing me now

Hey Dio not a sound out of you

// This users no longer exists //